Skip to main content

We should stop our kids from playing Street Fighter V!



We should stop our kids from playing Street Fighter V! If you're just about my age, then you're also blessed with the opportunity to witness the evolution of Street Fighter from day 1 in 1987. And now, Street Fighter V hits the market along with the comebacks of the old Street Fighter characters such as Sagat, Blanka, and even Bison. But, I can't find Ken anywhere. What happened to this clone Ryu character dressed in red?

Let's watch the video before we continue:


What do you think? Looking good, right?

Let's Talk About Why We Should Stop Our Kids From Playing Street Fighter V

Oversexualized Character

You should've realized that there are many oversexualized female characters in Street Fighter since our childhood. Happens in games anime, and manga. And they still are oversexualized now. I don't have to show you all of the old references but you can see the new one in the video above.

Excessive Violence

Street Fighter has taught us that using violence to get any achievements are allowed. In this case, a must. Well, at least I know that it taught me how to pop my schoolmate with a little Shoryuken. I just couldn't help it because it was so cool back then.

Unrealistic Storyline

I've been scolded by my literature teacher in school when I composed a story about a journey of a fighter who fought to achieve his ideals. He said that it was not realistic. But I insist that Ryu and Ken are the most realistic fighter in Street Fighter. Who would believe if I wrote about an Indian monk who stretches? Pfft!

Bad Movie Adaptation

Many successful games are then adapted into a great movie. This indicates Street Fighter is not a successful game. Just look at all its objectionable game adaptation movies (by leaving Assasin's Fist out). I'd rather stick with the anime (not cartoon)! Find the differences by unlocking the videos below:

This is anime:


This is Cartoon



You Will Lose

Do you realize how great you played this game in the arcade, but now it's getting poor even though you can now play it at home? This also happens to your children. So if you do not want to be humiliated by your own children, it's better to forbid them to play this game. And let them believe in the glory of your past on playing Street Fighter.

Or you can hide this game and master it before challenging your kids.

It seems that's all I can warn you about "why we should stop our kids from playing Street Fighter V".

Good luck, loser
Labels:
Location: Minnesota, USA

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

What Pixar Animation Taught Us Part 1

What Pixar Animation Taught Us Part 1 Even though some of the people still think that cartoon is just for kids, deep down, we also know that most cartoon or animation has other intention than just merely entertain us. And I realized that after watching most Pixar animations. Both the full lengths movies and the short clips. Most of Pixar animation send us good moral of the story in beautiful packages. Now, let's see what Pixar animation taught us: Up This is the top of my list. The story about friendship and persistence of Mr. Fredrickson and Russel. Both have the similar character, very persistent. Mr. Fredrickson dreams of taking his home up to the top of the waterfalls. While Russel's a lot simpler, getting his boy scout badge. Both persistent later become handful when they finally meet the same goal, rescuing Kevin, an endangered species from Charles Muntz with the aid of Dug. Read more about Up here. Cars Lighting McQueen found himself stranded in a place where his idol s
Post a Comment
Read more

Mate Translate - Translator - Dictionary

I just found a new extension for my Chrome, named Mate Translate - Translator - Dictionary. As the name implies, Mate Translate serves as a translator that he can still translate more than 130 languages. Remarkable right? Imagine if this extension already exists. Can the translators at the UN lose their jobs? It could not have been a battle for years now. Who knows, actually, the cause of the war is just a misunderstanding, right? Get your own Mate Translate here. What Differs Mate Translate from other? Mate Translate stays on your Chrome extension bar. That way, you don't even have to switch tab back and fro from another web translator page and your page. Vice versa. [gallery ids="7313,7312" type="rectangular"]
Post a Comment
Read more

Google AMP on Gmail. Good or Bad?

undefined Google will enliven the trend of "story" that previously we know through the status WhatsApp, Instagram, Snapchat and even Facebook. But, unlike its predecessors, Google also integrates this story system through what they call the AMP. The name AMP is familiar to web makers, explained better by its long Accelerated Mobile Page, AMP is used as a substitute for the landing page of a web (and other) multiple levels before the visitor actually opens the real website. The Facebook users might experience this whenever they open a link to a website on Facebook and view the website without leaving Facebook. Facebook uses the term, “Facebook Instant Articles”. That’s great for productivity, for people who are just too busy to open several websites to find what they really need. Gmail Integration Google will use AMP into GMail for better user experience. For example, news addicts can read the Newspaper they subscribed to without having to leave their email, interact with the
Post a Comment
Read more